On aphids, or Why I’d Make a Lousy Farmer
It was a tough choice: Visit a farm or use the weekend to put in my own home’s garden. The latter seemed a little more urgent.
I started the process two weekends ago but was thwarted by aphids. Awful little beasts. In March, I’d held hope that powerful sprays of water from my hose and some choice hand squashing would take care of those beginning to creep in on my fava beans. By month’s end they were devouring them. I took out the whole crop in a flash of anger and panic, hoping to salvage the neighboring chard.
But the other weekend, when I was getting ready to plant some starts, I looked more closely at my chard and saw that they, too, were fully overrun with black aphids. Past the point – at least in my estimation—of hose sprays, soap or pepper insecticide remedies. It became a total chard clearcut, a heartwrenching, demoralizing, humbling mass destruction.
Being the modern gardener I am, I immediately posted a photo of the carnage to Facebook …
… after which my friends’ gave me advice like “bring on the ladybugs!” and a link to a magical concoction of mouthwash and tobacco to try.
All good ideas for the future, but too late for me: My beautiful, lush, green garden had become a lonely dirt patch, my only consolation the artichokes and two remaining chard plants that survived.
“It’s a clean slate,” my husband offered
annoyingly helpfully. “A chance to start something new.”
My neighbor Chuck said, “The chard was probably about to bolt anyway.”
But all I could think of was, “Man, I would make a lousy farmer.”
While crop destruction for me can be a chance at starting over, it’s life and livelihood for a farmer.
There are a lot of romanticized notions about what farmers do—I’m guilty of holding a fair amount of them. But their job is more than glorified gardening and delicious dinners out by the barn. They keep us fat and happy while sparing us the details of pests, weather, weeds, and fickle markets. And they do it while keeping a vigilant eye on their crops—before it gets to the destructive stage.
Next time I’m visiting a local farm – and it will be soon! — or biting into fresh-grown Delta asparagus or (I can’t wait!) a juicy strawberry, I expect I’ll remember my epic aphid battle and be a little more appreciative of what farmers do.
For now, I’ve replanted my garden. New soil. New seeds. New starts.